Workplace Entertainment

I am fortunate to work with some very colorful people. A colleague sent this email out to our team today--I thought it was funny enough to share.

"I seem to have caught an annoying cold. I'll be at home pissing and moaning about it. I'm also annoyed with the product "Kleenex" or whatever it is. I put it up to my nose, blow, and I get snot on my hand every damn time. Might as well cut out the middle man and just blow right in my hand. The product manager for that crap should be shot."